The Size of Month Nine



Should I let it bother me that my precious, adorable four-year-old daughter looked at me today and said, "Mommy, you look like Violet Beauregard"???

You can get the hilarious t-shirt above from Jestations.  Big disclaimer:  some of their other stuff is really inappropriate.  But for those of us with no waists who pop out eight weeks into each pregnancy and then proceed to grow immensely outward, a shirt like this one is the perfect answer to the hundreds of times I've been asked things like, "Only 18 weeks???  What, are you having twins or something???"  And that was said by my midwife's medical assistant.  Really.